BEFORE PICS: I CARED VERY LITTLE ABOUT WHAT I ATE OR WHERE IT CAME FROM
“You put on so much weight… it looks good on you!” I was attending a friend’s engagement party, and as her mother squeezed my plump cheeks (yes, she really did), I silently wondered if being fat meant that I needed reassurance or that I will only look “good” when someone else was happy.
AFTER PICS: MY MALE MODEL PORTFOLIO
I still, to this day, hope the photographer gets the shot and won’t realize that I’m really just some fat guy pretending.
THE NEW YORK TIMES “LIKED” MY ABS
When Estée Lauder sent me a tube of their Lab Series Ab Sculpting Gel to try, I figured what harm could it do? So I took some pictures – and posted them on Facebook.
“DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING THERE’S SOMETHING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ABOUT SOMEONE?” – JOEL MCHALE
When a producer for The Maury Show contacted me — on Facebook— asking if I knew I had a secret crush, I did what anyone else would do, I looked through her pictures.